Saturday, December 22, 2007
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Final Paper Topic: Wes Anderson's progressive role in Dark Comedy
First Encounter with Dark Comedy
Friday, November 16, 2007
the ONION- female serial killer has to work twice as hard to achieve notoriety
OTSEGO, MI—While she may not be making the nightly news or gracing the covers of Time and Newsweek, 46-year-old nursing-home worker Barbara Louise Huxley is a dedicated, ruthless killer. But in today's male-dominated world of remorseless slaughter, Huxley has been forced to murder twice as many innocent victims just to gain the public exposure and foster the widespread panic her male counterparts routinely enjoy.
Huxley, who smothered her first elderly patient at the ambitious age of 27, got into murder at a time when a woman slowly draining the life from a fellow human being was almost unthinkable. Seven more slow and methodical choking deaths followed, and though her heartless crimes were frequently passed over by local newspapers and her male supervisors at the nursing home, Huxley was determined to prove that she could be just as brutal and unfeeling as serial killers of the opposite sex.
Today, almost 20 years and countless cold-blooded slayings later, Huxley continues to take the lives of others in silence—simply because of her gender.
"After spending so long watching deranged men climb straight to the top of the FBI's Most Wanted list, it was hard to get up the energy to go into work every day and suffocate another frail diabetic," said Huxley, who claims her ability to take human lives without the slightest emotional response has gone overlooked by the chauvinistic news media and biased higher courts time and time again. "I started to think, 'What's the point? What am I doing here?'"
Added Huxley: "I just want to be treated like any other homicidal sociopath."
Like many young women who simply want the chance to kill as many victims as possible before being apprehended by the police, Huxley has faced fierce resistance at every turn, whether from police officials, eyewitnesses, or often, her own flailing victims.
"There's nothing more upsetting than strangling someone with surgical tubing, only to have them look at you in shock and disbelief," Huxley said. "It's like, 'Why are you so surprised? Is it because I'm a woman?!'"
According to Huxley, of the 11 murderers given serial-killer distinction in the five years before her arrest, only one was female—a woman who was eventually dismissed by a male judge as "not possessing the mental facilities required to understand the charges against her."
In addition, the few women who have been granted the distinction have received, on average, fewer than seven years of jail time for every 10 years offered to male serial killers with equivalent body counts.
Dr. Nancy Trisher, a criminal psychologist at the University of Pennsylvania, attributes much of the gender divide to societal perceptions of female murderers.
"People are still uncomfortable with, and often feel threatened by, the idea of a woman slitting open a stranger's throat and watching him drown in his own blood," Trisher wrote in her most recent book, Shattering the Blood-Spattered Glass Ceiling. "Many individuals, especially men, consider women too emotional or too passive, and assume they are happier drowning their own children at home than going out to decapitate vagrants and college students."
In the meantime, Huxley and a half a dozen other women like her must continue to burn and mutilate their victims without the media and law-enforcement attention their gruesome acts rightfully deserve.
"Even when the news finally gets around to reporting on us, it's only to talk about how 'rare' it is to see women do the awful things we do," Huxley said. "It's never because we're just good murderers."
As she patiently waits for the long-delayed public outcry over her unspeakable crimes, Huxley can only hope she will soon secure the kind of lasting infamy already enjoyed by such men as Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, and Dennis Rader. An inspiration to every young girl with no regard for life, Huxley dreams of a day when society looks at her and sees not just a woman, but a bloodthirsty monster.
Monday, November 12, 2007
slaughter house five
I found Vonneguts use of the aliens to be very creative and well integrated. The use of the Traflamadorians and their planet demonstrates to me how war can not only cause elaborate delusions in people but also, and I say this in the context of Vonneguts cognition, can emancipate or alleviate the problem of time that death can cause a person to face. In war you cannot escape the consuming thought of impending death; the awareness that it could come in any form and at any time existing concurrently with destruction, pain, and malevolence all caused by humanity would cause, to say the least, agonizing insight. In chapter two we get a sense of who Pilgrim is with the scene of him being fired upon by an unseen foe and standing still after the first shot waiting for a second to be fired upon him. Was this helpless gesture by Pilgrim along with the scene in the woods, where he first is confronted with an estrangment from time itself, caused by the dilemmas of war or is he just inhuman? Not necessarily in the sense of detached malic but rather non-human. As stated in the book he never gets mad and as seen through the second chapter he displays no "normal" human reactions to situations in war but then again it could be argued that there are no normal reactions while being in war. Even the aliens could be played into the idea of an inhuman quality about Billy Pilgrim. Either way it I found the introduction of the aliens and their planet to be a very bright and creative format to present the conlifctions of war.
Friday, October 12, 2007
The Old Man and the Lisa
Episode #: 174
Season #: 8
First Aired: Sunday April 20, 1997
I wouldn't go as far as to say this is my favorite episode but I find the whole ordeal with Mr. Burns to be ironically humorous. It demonstrates how Mr. burns cannot change who he is fundamentally regardless of what situation in life he is in. Mr. Burns, in my view, represents corporate America in all of its lying, cheating and cold hearted worth. This episode contains many topics discussed in class such as irony, satire and even paradoxicalness.
The whole episode is based upon Mr. Burns losing all of his money. It would appear that none of his "yes" men ever told him that his stocks were losing money and he has subsequently lost it all. Nobody cares about his loses or really anything about him or how he may end up, however. It isn't complicated irony but none the less it is ironic that the rich and pompus american businessman lost his fortune due to his inability to hire anyone who may disagree with him. He seemingly takes on an innocent quality once he loses his money and all posesions. Almost as if he lost his malevolance and misanthropy once parted from his power plant, posessions, and money; or rather once he was seperated from his nuclear power plant ( money-grubbing corporation). He has been so pathetically pampered, however, for so long that he cannot perfom simple tasks like chosing between "ketchup" and "catsup" in the supermarket. The satire here is displaying how the rich couldn't survive the real world at its most basic level even in the most dire of situations because, well, everyone does everything for them. Looking like a delusional product of dementia he is taken away to an elderly home, where people are usually placed in this society to be forgotten (lets be serious). The cold hearted and unforgiving billionaire mogul has become a penniless and forgotten nothing left to rot.
Meanwhile, Lisa Simpson has been campaigning for recycling and Burns turns to her for help in order to get back on top; he lacks any ill nature in appearence and seems quite innocent and sincere in wanting to reform and gain back his fortune. Lisa knows what Burns has done in the past and who he has been and doesn't trust this new look of austerity gleaming from his eyes. Being Lisa Simpson, however, she gives in and decides to help Mr. burns and the two begin to recycle whatever they can find. They eventually gain enough money to open a recycling plant that would benefit the two of them as well as have an obvious ripple effect within Springfield.
Now the paradox of Mr. Burns comes into play. While Mr. Burns has been endowed with the righteousness of recycling he is still at the very core himself or rather his evil self. He has tried to do something good by recycling but infact ended up dredging the ocean and collecting everything from whales to clams to make "slurry", which will be fed to farm animals. This is a paradox because Burns even while attempting to do something good has devastated the local hydrosphere and has conducted a monstrous project while making a serious attempt to do good and earn money ( which in itself is a paradox; earning money and doing good). In trying to recycle he was exhibiting a contradictory nature and inevitably turned out to be evil.
The story ends in Lisa turning down a check worth millions that was attained through creating "slurry" after Marge tells Lisa to do what she thinks is the right thing. This gives Homer four simultaneous heart attacks and causes yet another when he wakes up in the hospital and remembers what Lisa did. There could not have been a more perfect ending.
The Simpsons was, is, and will always be an amazing show. It has broken ground on countless social issues and has kept humor as well as entertainment at the forefront. Keep in mind nothing in life will ever stop changing and the fact that the Simpsons kept true to form for years on end is pretty damn good. New episodes are exactly that and lets not take them out of context and try to have them reach an impossible goal of being placed on the same pedastool as previous episodes. Take the Simpsons for what they are. Funny.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
On a curious dream.
- Mark Twain
In reading this story I couldn't quite find much irony but I feel it is riddled with satire. I feel like I have to stretch to find irony but I do feel like I am missing points in the story that would enlighten my understanding.
The last three paragraphs hold much of the gravity of the story. The narrator wishes to publish his grim and enlightening encounter and speaks of this to a "shrouded wanderer" who in return says:
"Do not let that disturb you. The community that can stand such graveyards as those we are emigrating from can stand anything a body can say about the neglected and forsaken dead that lie in them."
The narrator then awakes with this paragraph:
At that very moment a cock crowed, and the weird procession vanished and left not a shred or a bone behind. I awoke, and found myself lying with my head out of the bed and "sagging" downward considerably--a position favorable to dreaming dreams with morals in them, maybe, but not poetry.
This is the most confusing paragraph for me. I do not understand exactly what he means with the last sentence. I gathered the shrouded wanderer was speaking of the injustice the dead often face and the lack of respect for those who have past in regards to the remains and the grounds they rest in; the last sentence, however, produced a very confusing interpretation of what the author was trying to say. While the lack of respect for the dead spoken of is obvious and easily observed I feel it may be too obvious and that I have only a partial understanding.
I really enjoyed this story by Twain. His consistent articulation of artistic acumen kept my fascination and attention. It wasn't only his phantasmal syntax that kept me involved in the story but I kept trying to answer "what is this trying to tell me" but it wasn't coming very clearly to me. This vague understanding of the moral of the story has kept me wondering.
As stated before I feel that it must be a satirical piece on how poor our veneration is for the dead. Any other ideas on the meaning or importance of the last paragraph would be appreciated and helpful. I truly like this story and want to understand it more than I do so hopefully either monotonous reading of the curious anecdote or outside explanation will help.